I heard this on The Tonight Show.
While investigating a car crash near a local pub early Sunday morning, Officer Brad Walker reported he heard the K9 dog barking uncontrollably inside his patrol car. Walker says a man was making barking and hissing noises at the dog. When the man was asked why he was harassing the animal, Walker reported that the man, Mr. Stephens, said “the dog started it.”
The officer also reported Mr. Stephens appeared to be highly intoxicated. Stephens is to appear in municipal court.
And so it was.