COME EARN TEN DOLLARS (P.P.) FOR STANDING IN LINE

AUTHOR’S CAVEAT: This is about standup. No apologies for punctuation.

Come earn money standing in line at the (world famous) Laugh Factory — then give it up @ the door (to the cashier) for Alan Obermayer.
Mention my name for 1/2 price.
Or — if you’re more broke than I am broke affirmative was broke, I’ll even pay you to warm a seat @ The (world famous) Laugh Factory. Limit three so be there early! (not to a seat – to my wallet).

Catch me in the shade at the door around 6:20 for half price tickets. The show begins at 6:30 on the dot and I’m up first (after the emcee tells dick jokes for five minutes). If you are a socially acceptable alcoholic, relax! You can order drinks if you would like (at their prices I’d sneak in my own bar). Fourteen comics will follow me @ 3 minutes apiece (plus emcees dick joke interjections) and they are friendly I mean greedy enough to permit you to stay through for the (really good yeah right) PAID comics until the show ends at midnight and you can go home drunk and satisfied. Just don’t drive. See me if you need a ride. I’ll do everything but wipe you!

Promise to show up and I promise to advise you on a very important Public Service Announcement that is catching Las Vegas by storm! Married couples do not miss this opportunity!

Where? You ask — Location, location, location…
The (world famous) Laugh Factory
8001 Sunset Blvd. on the north west side of the street about four blocks west of Fairfax.
L.A., CA, 90046
parking may cost – unless you have plates, so plan to walk, or roll in on your skates.

CAUL BEFORE YOU HALL! The (world famous) Laugh Factory has a habit of cancelling at the last minute and as of now, Monday, August 20, 2012 at 2:15 p.m., according to Elizabeth, the show tomorrow Tuestag, must go on.
323 656 1336 x 1 for reservations to verify.

Stand up for something or fall for anything.
I promise to know your name is you catch me after I can shut my mouth and relakz! If you don’t show up well, then, I’m not dead yet.

And remember, when a needy person introduces himself and says, “Hello, My name is alaN”, please be polite and yell, “HELLO ALAN!!”

p.s. Thank you Harold, Kubi, Steve, and Sayuri for your support!

About AmericanValuesRestored

"Glad to have you, Alan," said the A.D. The purpose of this blog, AmericanValuesRestored.com, is to provide thoughtful writing, and direct the reader to spiritually inspired videos on how to teach your cat to use the toilet, how to train your dog to make you heel, and references to the state of Abundance, as introduced in book I of my seven book series, 'A Boy Alone,' 'Obsessed.' Take a step into Consciousness. Check it out on Amazon Kindle, Kobo, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble. For a good laugh, go to YouTube, and check out Meck&Miao, and Pokey. Some cute short videos under a minute include: 'Tonight's Entertainment.' 'Meck takes the stairs,' 'Meck and Miao examine the new puppy,' 'Happy together,' 'Afternoon Delight,' 'Pokey and Miao fight it out,' 'Meck and Miao attack,' and 'National Boxing Day." Meck&Miao and Pokey.
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