© 2018, Alan John Mayer, Mirror Image Presentations
Today I called Molina Health Care to have them remove me from their list of weekly phone call, letter, and catalog recipients. Now it’s texting. Can they not get it, I am not interested in following them on Facebook?
Turns out Molina “customer service” headquarters are in Washington D.C., and they are closed now because it is past five o’clock, Eastern Standard Time.
“If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial…” a recorded voice tells me, as I hang up. Am I the idiot, calling Washington D.C. to be placed on hold with a medical emergency after hours, or is the world run by idiots, and I just happen to see it?
God, grand me serenity before I need to call upon the senility prayer for comfort.